Being A [Not]Aunt

Call me cruel, but one of the best parts about being an aunt (or in my case a [not]aunt) is getting to mess with the kids but not having to deal with the consequences. Not that every time you play around with the kids you want them to end up crying but in the case that you do, well...they go home with Mommy & Daddy. You don't have to take care of them full time, and you surely don't have to deal with what these parents dealt with:

Note that these gifts are from Uncle Tim, who is conveniently not around.